Ho Ho Ho

So many christmas letters

So many wishes

Lucy wants a squeezie doll

Jimmy wants a moon rocket

Oh this list is rather long

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh

Hey now Santa I`m writing to you

Cos there`s alot of cool shit I want

I know I`ve been naughty

But cut me some slack

Cos there`s alot of cool shit I want

So here`s my list-a

So check it out twice-a

I want

A solid gold Harley with machine

Guns on the front

I want

A Motley Crew lunchbox

Filled with sticky buns

I want a see through jumpsuit

That fits me tight

I want all of the Beatles copyrights

I want to chop Florida off the map

I want Pamela Andersons speedo top

So there you go Santa

Theres my christmas list

Thats all the cool shit I want

But wait a minute Santa

Theres some things I missed

There`s still alot of cool shit I want

So here`s my list-a

So check it out twice-a

I want

A time machine and a BB gun

I want

A statue of Moby on the surface of the sun

I want

To party naked on a schoolbus full of nuns

I want

A bumper pool table and a robot pelican

There you go Santa I`m sure you`ll agree

That there`s some really cool shit I want

I know I`ve been naughty but I guarantee

That I deserve every single one

So here`s my list-a

So check it out twice-a

I know I`ve been naughty

But life aint nice-a

PS I still-a need some more shit-a

I want

A diamond hyena shooting

Fire from his butt

I want

A cannibal chef to cook me

Sweet and sour buns

I want

A magical sleigh thats

Pulled by flying skun

I want

A cannibal chef I want