Mott the Hoople and the game
of Life yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Andy Kaufman in the wrestling
match yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Monopoly, Twenty one, checkers,
and chess yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Mister Fred Blassie in a breakfast
mess yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Let's play Twister, let's play
Risk yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
I'll see you heaven if you make
the list yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Now, Andy did you hear about this one?
Tell me, are you locked in the punch?
Andy are you goofing on Elvis? Hey, baby
Are we losing touch?
If you believed they
put a man on the moon
Man on the moon
If you believe there's
nothing up his sleeve
Then nothing is cool
Moses went walking with the staff
of wood yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Newton got beaned by the apple
good yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Egypt was troubled by the horrible
asp yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Mister Charles Darwin had the gall
to ask yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Now, Andy did you hear about this one?
Tell me, are you locked in the punch?
Andy are you goofing on Elvis? Hey, baby
Are you having fun?
If you believed they
put a man on the moon
Man on the moon
If you believe there's
nothing up his sleeve
Then nothing is cool
Here's a little agit for the
never believer yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Here's a little ghost for the
offering yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Here's a truck stop instead of Saint
Peter's yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Mister Andy Kaufman's gone
wrestling yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Now, Andy did you hear about this one?
Tell me, are you locked in the punch?
Andy are you goofing on Elvis? Hey, baby
Are we losing touch?
If you believed they
put a man on the moon
Man on the moon
If you believe there's
nothing up his sleeve
Then nothing is cool
If you believed they
put a man on the moon
Man on the moon
If you believe there's
nothing up his sleeve
Then nothing is cool
If you believed they
put a man on the moon
Man on the moon
If you believe there's
nothing up his sleeve
Then nothing is cool