I am your plumber

No I never went away

I still bug your bedrooms

And pick up everything you say

It can be a boring job

To moniter all day your excess talk

I hear when you are drinking

And cheating on your lonely wife

I play tape recordings

Of you to my friends at night

We have got our girl in bed with you

You are on candid camera

We just unelected you

Waa

I am the owl

I seek out the foul

Wipe them away

Keep America free

For clean living folks like me hey hey

If you demonstrate

Against somebody we like

I will slip on my wig

And see if I can start a riot

Transform you to an angry mob

All your leaders go to jail for my job

But we are not the Russians

Political trials are taboo

We have got our secret

Ways of getting rid of you

Fill you full of LSD

Turn you loose on a freeway

Way haa

I am the owl

I seek out the foul

Wipe them away

Keep America free

For clean living folks like me

Send you spinning Send you spinning)

Send you spinning all over the freeway)

Spinning on the crowded freeway

Spinning on the freeway

Spinning on the freeway

Spinning on the freeway

Spinning on the freeway

Spinning on the freeway

Spinning on the freeway

Spinning on the freeway Spinning on the freeway)

Spin spin

Spin spin

Spin-Lookout

The pressthey never even cared

Why a youth leader walked into a speeding car

In ten years we will leak the truth

By then it is only so much papaer

Watergate hurt

But nothing really ever changed

A teeny bit quiter

But we still play our little games

We still play our little games

We still play our little games

We still play our little we still play our little

We still play our little we still play our little games

I am the owl I am the owl

I seek out the foul

Wipe them away

Keep America free

Wipe them away

Keep America free

Wipe them away

Keep America free

For me