Written by ： Matthew Healy/George Daniel/Adam Hann/Ross MacDonald/ Matthew Healy/George Daniel/Adam Hann/Ross MacDonald

Well I think I've gone mad

Isn't that so sad

What a shame you've lost a brain that you never had

Oh mum check the car it can't have gone far

I must have left it it on a train or lost it in a bar

It's likely in a Sainsbury's

Flirting with the girls and waiting for me

I jumped on a bus declared my name

Asked if anybody had seen my brain

Your brain was last seen going for

A run and you sign an autograph for my daughter Laura

'Cause she adores you but I think you're shit

I've gotta look for my brain for a bit

I stepped outside it hurt my eyes

Well what do you expect when you've got no mind

I searched all day it drove me insane

Where would I be if I was my brain

The nice nurse told my she felt my pain

But she couldn't find a single trace of my brain

'Oops I did it again started playing

Forget my brain remember my name