Jeremy bender was a man of leisure

Took his pleasure in the evening sun

Laid him down in a bed of roses

Finally decided to become a nun

Talk with the sister spoke in a whisper

Threatened to fist her if she

Didn't come clean

Jumped on the mother just like a brother asked

One another if the other is

A queen

Diggin the sister she was a mister

Shouldn't have kissed her but he

Couldnt say no

Wanted to leave her couldn't believe her

So he picked up his suit-case and

Decided to go