Why don't you pick up after your done

I'm not your slave

I'm not your mother

I'm not your maid

I mean I've got a life too

So f**k you

Why can't you be nicer to my friend

They're gonna be here soon

Last time they were here

You just sat in the bedroom

Friday you went out with your fat friend Lou

F**k you

Why don't you ever ask about my Chinese cooking class

I only took it 'cause you like moo shu

F**k you

I'm sorry honey about the way I've been acting lately

F**k you

Don't be like that we'll visit your mom when I get some time off

F**k you

I had the beer at work for God's sake

F**k you

By the way would it be cool to go golfing tommorrow

F**k you

I was just kidding I wanna hang out with you

Why don't you ever take me to a play

Or a museum

There's an art gallery two blocks away

And we've never been there

We always do what you wanna do

F**k you

You didn't notice

I got new throw pillows for the sofa

You didn't notice I had the kitched painted blue

Why don't you notice all those guys looking at me

You take me for granted

Do you know there's a guy at work that always asks me out to lunch

I always try to look my best and you should too

F**k you

Why won't I ever get out of this relationship

You're such a jerk

The only thing you do right is

Tell me that you love me

Well I guess I love you too

But f**k you

Seriously